i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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