Little spoons don't ask big questions
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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