Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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