You really coming over, don't trick.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize