sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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