She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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