whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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