is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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