Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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