Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We have started to decorate penises.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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