whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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