Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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