she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Two words: nipple clamps
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