Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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