i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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