I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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