I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
