I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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