used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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