Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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