Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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