I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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