i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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