thus making me awesome and them whores
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
