Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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