My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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