watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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