Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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