jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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