I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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