you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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I'm really busy with my period
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