he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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