I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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