her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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