fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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