She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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