I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
