My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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