if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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my being single is dangerous.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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