Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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