I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Apparently you make a good broom.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We are all done wearing pants today
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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