I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i will never coherently bang her
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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