Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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