So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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