i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Have you been drinking my beer?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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