Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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