my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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