Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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