Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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