Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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