So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
