He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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