So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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